I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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