Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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