Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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