I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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