i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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