btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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