If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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