I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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