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porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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