I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
a search helicopter?!
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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