I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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