sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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