I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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