we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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