i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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