great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I forget how to act sober
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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