I just pynch a tree in the face
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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