I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
