I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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