You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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