Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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