Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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