Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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