hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
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It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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