My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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