The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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