Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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