I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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