of course. lets lasso hookers.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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