Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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