why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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