Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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