absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just high enough for therapy.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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