Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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