Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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