I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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