It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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