Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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