I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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