You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Randomize
