You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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