brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I still have a little drunk in my system
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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