I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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