so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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