Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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