You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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