You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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