Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
worst night to have a conscience
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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