is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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