We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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